April 2012
25 posts
denmarksdicksickle:
how do you socialize when you hate everyone
at school: i hate everyone
at the store: i hate everyone
at home: i hate everyone
on facebook: i hate everyone
at a party: i hate everyone
on tumblr: I LOVE YOU ALL, MARRY ME
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
Parent gives birth
Parent: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
March 2012
67 posts
*Slow song starts playing at the dance*
most-awkward-moments:
Everyone else:
Me:
This will make you laugh out loud!
